Witty Quotes (484 quotes)
Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer. The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
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Explore Witty Quotes by authors including Thomas Hobbes, William Shakespeare, Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?