You know what they say about blondes

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you know what they say about blondes

The Blondes by Emily Schultz

A hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness.

The Blondes is a hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness.

Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes - whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants - into rabid killers.

Emily Schultzs beautifully realized novel is a mix of satire, thriller, and serious literary work. With echoes of Blindness and The Handmaids Tale amplified by a biting satiric wit, The Blondes is at once an examination of the complex relationships between women, and a merciless but giddily enjoyable portrait of what happens in a world where beauty is—literally—deadly.
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Please refresh the page and retry. F inally! Validation is here. After analysing the IQ scores of more than 10, people, researchers at Ohio State University found that blondes had higher overall scores than women with red, brown or black hair. Yet we get tarred with the stupid brush quicker than you can say 'peroxide'. So, to build on momentum of this magnificent survey, here are six more assumptions that need tackling for those with blonde up top.

If you've seen Legally Blonde , then you know that blondes can be smart enough to be law students, smart enough to go to Harvard, and smart enough to catch the hunky co-star. So we are definitely not questioning why blondes are dumb but, instead why people think they are. I'm sure you've heard of the inescapable and unpopular stereotype of the "dumb blonde". If you're a blonde you must feel like you get a pretty bad rap and I completely understand. Though you can dye your hair color or maybe ombre it out with some darker roots, you shouldn't have to run from your beautiful blonde locks. It can't be that bad to be blonde.

I'm not here to tell you being blonde has made my life hard, because that would many kinds of silly. There are some totally awesome things.
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