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Vomiting Quotes (6 quotes)

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Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield

I have a question; can I throw up all over you? Someone metaphorically threw up on me the other day with their verbal diarrhoea. The feeling was worse than actually having a severe case of diarrhoea. This person was trying to get me to reconnect with someone who I used to know so that it could make them feel better. They tried to force their own guilt on me for a situation that they caused and then accuse me of having anger.

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. I threw up again that night, half-afraid that my eyeballs would explode. But it was, by far, more important that I get rid of dinner. Of course, by then, throwing up was the only way I knew how to deal with fear. That paradox would begin to run my life: to know that what you are doing is hurting you, maybe killing you, and to be afraid of that fact--but to cling to the idea that this will save you, it will, in the end, make things okay. I was struggling man. I had a stomach ache.

The nausea clawed at her throat, and she tried to force down the bile, but it was too late. Chunks of partially digested chicken spewed out of her coughing, choking mouth. Her stomach kept on contracting violently and forcing everything up and out. Her face was white and dripping bile, sweat, and tears. She lurched forward and sunk to her knees. The pungent stench invaded her nostrils and she heaved even though there was nothing left to go.

Chapter 1 of Parenting

Rodney Dangerfield had captured the minds of his audience with his ribald, in-your-face humor. Dangerfield expired on October 6, , and his death created a void. It is almost difficult to smile at jokes, but his quotes remind us that laughter is the essence of life. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon

Writing without making mistakes is like vomiting hot air. I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French. I cannot imagine any boy of spirit who would not be delighted to play a drunkard even to vomiting in front of his Sunday school.

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